I have a group project and one of the girls says she can only be reached through Snapchat

bakwaaas:

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the-swift-tricker:

Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.” That has become one of my guiding life philosophies.

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masonicbeheadingritual:

im scared of the gucci store i feel like jeffree star will be in there

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romanceangel:

“I go, witch that I am.”

— Clarice Lispector

“Ungrateful bitch as I am […]”

— Virginia Woolf

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verssupremacy:

kaedien:

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

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naturaekos:

““Making love was never about you and me in a bed. We made love whenever we held hands.””

— Ian Thomas, I Wrote This For You
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